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@abbyellin — 818 followers, 2,135 tweets

Nov 15, 2017

To continue: WHY is it so hard to find a quiet place to eat? Never liked loud restaurants, even in my 20s. Not against music, but no need to break sound barrier. Stupid. And no one complains, because they don't think they can. Fight on! #Auralharrssment

Nov 15, 2017

@soulcycle! @Flywheel! @Equinox! Why must you BLAST the music? Doesn't make me ride faster. And guess what? If we need earplugs, it's TOO LOUD. #Quiet #agymisnotaclub

Nov 09, 2017

Am I the only one who read this and thought, since when does Ezekiel Emanuel play #football?  http://ble.ac/2zvXtae  #flummoxed

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