NYT contributor. Ice cream namer (#KaramelSutra, @BenandJerrys). Compulsive traveler. Aspiring cellist. Author, Teenage Waistland (#FatCamp Confidential)

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@abbyellin — 817 followers, 2,103 tweets

Sep 20, 2017

Overheard in the apartment: Wendy: "You're funnier when you don't drink." Me: "Unfortunately, no one else is." #crackmyselfup

Sep 20, 2017

SoCal #Amtrak conductors make really good announcements--funny and colorful. Is it 'cause they're wannabe actors? #Everyonesaperformer.

Sep 20, 2017

Since I have none, I'll be tossing your sins into the ocean on your behalf. Thank me when you're inscribed in the Book of Life. #5778

Sep 16, 2017

Free rent to blog/tweet/#Instagram about your apartment. But! Can you mention the bed bugs?  http://nyp.st/2jzMBlr  @nypost #quidproquote

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