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@maybealexislost — 8,486 followers, 7,645 tweets

Sep 20, 2017

wow last night i'd pretended to throw out a half box of 'MEGA STUF' oreos and woke up this morning to find my husband trashed them for real

Sep 19, 2017

.@CBSBigBrother @agrodner22 it's not too late to cancel this season and replace the cast with octopi, PLEASE https://t.co/Odn2bcQMDu

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