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Alia Stearns

Vancouver, WA
Freelance Writer — Freelance
As seen in: Freelance, UPROXX
Covers:  education, arts, literature, television, relationships, psychology, beauty, food, wine, travel, lifestyle
Doesn't Cover: tech, business, finance

First things first, I'm a realist. Writer. @ClarkCoTalk @Uproxx #Binders #Twinja

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I am a full-time freelance writer with a background in academic writing and writing instruction. I have SEO experience. My work has appeared on Uproxx, Jezebel, The Portland Tribune, Fresno Bee, and others.

I am a woman who shouldn’t own Spice Girls documentaries, but you will have to rip them f...

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@Alia_Stearns_ — 514 followers, 9,295 tweets

Jul 21, 2017

@spaceytracy91 It's soooooo good, right? She has stand-up on YouTube if you want more of her.

Jul 21, 2017

@jamielynnspeers I was in a college party and someone yelled out "Princess Die is dead." and I thought it was a rave callout.

Jul 21, 2017

RT @Alia_Stearns_: Tom Jones Fortune Cookie: May the panties that bathe your brow always be made of breathable cotton.

Jul 21, 2017

@BoobPunchTina @TwoToTheFifth @RavenOfWroclaw Why is he dressed at all. When I am a hideous billionaire in my 80s, I'm not fucking with pants for anything.

Jul 21, 2017

@TwoToTheFifth @BoobPunchTina @RavenOfWroclaw It's some sort of Dorian Grey deal where the richer you get, the more you look like a Jim Henson creation and a melted candle conceived you.

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What was your first job as a journalist?

I was the music reviewer for the teen section of the Fresno Bee when I was 16.

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