I was Knighted the day I was born. I write and edit things for money. Dedicated concert/festival goer. Firmly believe NHL season should be year-round.

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@AliTheKnight — 622 followers, 5,984 tweets

Sep 19, 2017

I just came approx. | | this close to stepping on a dead pigeon, no more walking and texting

Sep 17, 2017

Just bought my first Christmas present because apparently that's coming up like next week

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