I love this man and his small dick. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to dicks on the smaller side, ones that were shorter and skinnier, dicks that the average (normal) woman might refer to as “underwhelming” or even “disappointing”.
I found myself constantly getting stuck in unhealthy dating patterns, trying to force relationships out of men who clearly did not want to be in one. All the signs were there, but I didn’t want to admit defeat. Dating was a game, and I wanted to win. I never did. Instead, I was left with heartbreak, distress, exhaustion, and bitterness. Not what I was looking for. I wish I knew then what I know now: The best thing to do is to accept that someone is not into you and move on to someone who will be.
Growing up in Los Angeles, I remember occasionally hearing my teen peers utter the words "Tito's Tacos." Being the stereotypical everything sucks suburban teen that I was, I scoffed at anything that was liked by humans my age. I didn't care to know more about it. If only I did the research, I would have known the truth: that Tito's Tacos is a Los Angeles institution. The eatery has been around since 1959, serving Mexican inspired fast food, the type now emulated by places like Taco Bell.
Muck Rack makes it simple to find people, tweets, or articles that mention any name, keyword, company, hashtag etc. We've compiled this guide to help you make the most of your search.
Selecting a term
Start searching tweets, articles from media outlets, articles mentioned in tweets, journalists'
names, titles and bios with some suggested searches:
Companies or Topics (e.g. iPhone, Microsoft)
Phrases (e.g. "cloud computing") — use quotes to keep the terms together
Twitter handles (e.g. @username) — returns those who have mentioned or replied to
Names (e.g. "David Pogue")
Hashtags (e.g. #sxsw, #london2012)
Bio details (e.g. vegan, Olympics, father)
Muck Rack's Advanced Search allows for many boolean operators.
Find results that mention multiple specified terms, use AND or
+. For example, ensure each result contains both Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg by
searching Obama AND Romney or Obama + Romney.
Use the operators OR or , to broaden your search when you'd like either of
multiple terms to appear in results. (This is the default behavior of our search when no operators
are used.) For example, search for democrat OR republican to find results that refer to
Democrats and/or Republicans.
Use NOT or - to subtract results from your search. For
example, searching Disney will yield results about the Walt Disney Company as well as Walt Disney
World Resort. To exclude mentions of Disney World, search for Disney -World or Disney
When using one of these operators with a phrase, enclose it in quotation marks. For example, you can
find results about smartphones excluding Apple's iPhone 4S by searching smartphone -"iPhone
Exact case matching or punctuation
If you're searching for a brand name or keyword that relies on specific punctuation marks or capitalization, you can
find results that match your exact query by adding matchcase: before the keyword you're searching for, like matchcase:E*TRADE .
Use parentheses to separate multiple
boolean phrases. For example, to find journalists talking about having fun in Disney World or
Disneyland, search for ("disney world" OR disneyland) AND fun.
An asterisk can be used to search for any variation of a root word truncated by the asterisk. For example, searching for admin* will return results for administrator, administration, administer, administered, etc.
A near operator is an AND operator where you can control the distance between the words. You can vary the distance the near operation uses by adding a forward slash and number (between 0-99) such as strawberries NEAR/10 "whipped cream", which means the strawberries must exist within 10 words of "whipped cream".