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Allie Pape

Senior Editor — Hoodline, Vulture

Senior editor @hoodline (opinions mine), @vulture TV writer, Certified Cicerone and @temescalbeer social media-er. Probably won't show you the life of the mind.

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@RickPaulas I used to tell friends that this song should be a socialist anthem, and then I thought about all the Dollywood employees probably living on poverty wages right now, and got pretty depressed
"The Jaguars embody our desire to pull ourselves out of an impossibly bleak situation and feel alive again; the Patriots are everything wrong with the world, the epitome of a perpetual ruling class with an embarrassment of ill-gotten gains." -@davelozo, a person who gets me
"To root against the Jaguars would be like rooting against your coffee table or wind. They are the people's contender. They rose from the muck to challenge Sports Satan. Get on board, there's plenty of room." 
I aim to be a Choire but am at heart a Balk, and the number of media mourning days I've had in the past year have driven me so deep into my inner Balk that I may never emerge
Essential concepts to my understanding of the world: Knifecrime Island, Negroni Season, heart/vagina, "Doll News," weather reviews, Spoon Second
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