Allison Gualtieri on Muck Rack

Allison Gualtieri

Washington, DC

Formerly of @USNewsEducation, among others. Unabashed lover of tawdry headlines. Tweets are my own. The emperor is naked.

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@aegualtieri — 685 followers, 3,254 tweets

Nov 23, 2017

@kevinmdraper @SopanDeb Ugly but unsurprising – this is the paper of “Roasted Nuts” headline legend.

Nov 23, 2017

@emilycrockett Pretty sure I, a grown-ass adult, need these. Lily rules!

Nov 22, 2017

I taught my dog “find the kong” so I wouldn’t have to look for the stupid thing. I’m not lazy; I’m efficient.

Nov 22, 2017

“Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something D-O-O economics?”  https://twitter.com/lanadelraytheon/status/933177518089048064 

Nov 22, 2017

@halavais I’ve got plans that night, but can I just see you and say hi?

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