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Allison Keltner

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San Diego, CA
Freelance Writer and Editor — Freelance

Running, writing, yoga, baseball. Freelance writer. Bleed Orange & Black. On a mission to prove margaritas are good for you. I like my dog more than most people

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Jul 25, 2017

Husband: "look at the sausage in Texas!" 🙄

Jul 25, 2017

And now they're arguing about whether or not Germans and Czechs "settled" Texas and my dad and aunt are egging them on

Jul 25, 2017

My grandpa just said to my Texan-born husband "Who's a better authority on chili than the Midwest? What does Texas know about chili?"

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