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@talk_toomey — 647 followers, 2,131 tweets

Jul 30, 2017

Gonna start referring to the length of these White House jobs in terms of how long @KimKardashian was married to @KrisHumphries

Jul 09, 2017

When your contacts feel like little balls of fire you're trying to put in your eyes #amnewserproblems

Jun 09, 2017

SERIOUS QUESTION: Is Trump going to recreate the Kim K/Taylor Swift feud by releasing Comey tapes on Snapchat?!

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