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Audrey Leighton

Paris & Barcelona

I write stories & wear clothes.

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IN REALITY, I am way too messy to be a blogger. and yet 10 years later, here I am still messing around and still, blogging.
also only a mere 19 days into 2018. I've already 1. had to take the emergency contraceptive pill 2. spilled coffee ALL over a white top not once, but THREE times. 3. fell asleep with a candle burning. 4. analyzed 15 simple text messages to DEATH with friends.
when biba meets a male dog? she acts supremely coy and then tries to dash away. which is basically me, on a date.
I am so so glad I didn't delude myself into thinking I could do dry January. there is absolutely no fucking way I could live through this month without WINE. also tomorrow is friday. which means MORE WINE.
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