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@IhateBenRayner — 6,219 followers, 24,546 tweets

Aug 19, 2017

@wikimia Right? "Good afternoon, you're going to die soon."

Aug 19, 2017

"Call the meat wagon, Johnny! I got a coupla stiff ones comin' in on the 5:55."

Aug 19, 2017

Everyone getting on here appears to be elderly and/or infirm. Better start boning up on CPR.

Aug 19, 2017

I think this might be my favourite text-message exchange of all time. https://t.co/9FYWobIr1W

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