Comedian, writer, educator, self-proclaimed cultural differences expert. Doing standup on a stage near you.

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@benjilovitt — 9,589 followers, 23,348 tweets

A rare celebrity sighting in Tel Aviv (the legendary @DavidBroza). And when I say "rare", I mean only because I don't know 99% of Israeli celebrities. #somedumboleh https://t.co/Qn5Sl3WFW9
On the way to my show last night, I Googled "things to do in Beit Shemesh". The results included an ad for the movie "Get Out". Thanks to all who came to בר טוב פאב for a fun night! https://t.co/ZrPQotBat3
@dschwarz That was the shortened Twitter version. I probably should have just linked to this.  https://www.facebook.com/benjilovitt/posts/10156193993061052 
#shithole What would you rather hear? "You are 50 pounds overweight.” "You are fat as shit.” ("But you ARE fat as shit!") It's not unreasonable to ask the president to use language that doesn't insult entire countries and their peoples for no reason.
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