Writer, dilettante, cat dad. sometimes cars. mostly an MFA at @VCFA. Shorten your damn names people, this is getting ridiculous.

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@bzrong — 3,581 followers, 60,792 tweets

Nov 19, 2017

@dsgolson string that man up to a telephone pole by his balls

Nov 19, 2017

@Powflip constantly drunk, flying the TARDIS into the sides of Victorian finishing schools

Nov 19, 2017

@david_j_roth @pattymo when I was at Cuse in the mid-aughts he got in trouble for punching a girl in the face at a fraternity party

Nov 19, 2017

RT @BobbyBigWheel: [Jeremy Clarkson shows up on the TV] “Hey, it’s the racist British car guy!”

Nov 19, 2017

@regularcars it snowed this morning but it all melted

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