Husband, father of two young ladies, son, brother, friend, coach, sports producer, and F3er (Flacco). Delaware native (Go Blue Hens!) living in the South.
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Katelyn wants to go to a soccer game even though a storm is coming.
Me: "You must like pina coladas & getting caught in the rain."
Me: Who is Coach Krzyzewski?
Katelyn: <blank stare>
Me: Duke's coach.
Katelyn: Oh! I know who Coach K is. Just not Coach Sha-sha-whatever.
Christian music playing at a restaurant we were in tonight.
Katelyn: "This sounds like a Reverend Tim-Tom song!"
Katelyn (urgently): "I need a water bottle for my trip."
Me: "When is the trip?"
Me: "What's today?"
K: "May 9."
Me: "Go to bed."
13 days of school left for the kids.
Know what that means?
Turn in all your books.