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Brinton Parker

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California, USA, Earth
Assistant Editor — POPSUGAR

Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Reduce, reuse, recycle, Rihanna. Writer + talent at @POPSUGAR but these thoughts are all mine.

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@BrintonMegan — 738 followers, 2,330 tweets

A very vanilla-looking, middle aged couple just walked into the bar where I’m reading. The woman whispers to her husband: “It smells too clean in here. Too safe.” They promptly walked out. ....... um, what?
RT @Corstador: When you order Uber pool and you don’t know which side to get in at : https://t.co/SRKjGt48Vz
So our desk holiday decor theme at work is “Manger Things,” and we created a @Stranger_Things nativity scene. My favorite part is @joe_keery as the shepherd, watching over his flock. https://t.co/StaXf4udH1
Aren’t you a little short for a Storm Trooper? Dressed like my hero to see #TheLastJedi ! Just call me General Leia Organa. 😘 https://t.co/6PPaaQHCOH
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