I write fiction under a pen name you'd be hard-pressed to weasel out of me. Also, I write news for @SlashGear and @DPReview. Hablo un poco de español.
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@cyborgwriter — 469 followers, 470 tweets
I was going to buy a house, but then I decided to buy #avocadotoast instead and now I'm living in a tent using $4 coffees to stay warm.
I've waited so long for an excuse to use this photo in an article. https://twitter.com/slashgear/status/858120995772792832
Coming soon to @united flights near you, a simple convenience fee to opt out of being beat up and dragged off your flight! That'll be $49.
Not sure if this is an achievement or a serious misuse of my time. https://t.co/t7FYT5lerL
Perfected my babysitting technique. https://t.co/qhNrjPyJSc