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Burt Helm

Brooklyn, NY
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Freelance writer from Maine & Brooklyn. Find my words in @Inc @NYTMag @GQ. Now accepting Burtcoin™

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@BurtHelm — 4,929 followers, 1,857 tweets

@knguyen Following this logic, one should also fart loudly and frequently in the name of integrity. Good to be unrelentingly honest about the state of the GI tract
RT @ftrain: When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore
@maevehiggins Adding “Interrupt Malcolm Gladwell” to my bucket list. I’m gonna find him, I’m gonna converse with him. And if he thinks he’s completing his thought....well...
RT @KT_NRE: COLONIAL MAN: My kid wants his pet squirrel in the portrait, is that cool? PORTRAIT ARTIST: Yeah, sure. COLONIAL M… https://t.co/0xgobGIZIh
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