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Calin Van Paris

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Jun 05, 2017

I'm not violent. Super peaceful. But you know those people with faces you just want to punch?

Jun 05, 2017

Related: I have a thing for deep and meaningful reflections.

Jun 05, 2017

I get that the Alabama of 'Hart of Dixie' is probs not the most accurate depiction BUT I still rly want to attend a Founder's Day parade.

May 30, 2016

One of my neighbors is sawing sheets of metal. Another is practicing the trombone.

May 22, 2016

"Well he's out of luck. I don't read aloud anymore." – top ten movie lines. Note it was delivered with SERIOUS fervor.

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