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@infamouslyshort — 506 followers, 363 tweets

@GreyhoundBus One of your employees just came to get us and told us that he isn't sure where the bus is. My hands are frostbitten. I am tired and we are no closer to departing. You have to be joking with this. You owe us all our money back.
Been waiting outside in below freezing temperatures at DC Union Station for 40 minutes. @GreyhoundBus No Info on my 8pm bus departure. Do better. Your customer service is lacking.
RT @DavidBegnaud: It’s been 100 days since Hurricane Maria crippled the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico. Electricity remains the dilemm… 
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