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@infamouslyshort — 506 followers, 363 tweets

@GreyhoundBus One of your employees just came to get us and told us that he isn't sure where the bus is. My hands are frostbitten. I am tired and we are no closer to departing. You have to be joking with this. You owe us all our money back. https://t.co/2QT4blfQeg
Been waiting outside in below freezing temperatures at DC Union Station for 40 minutes. @GreyhoundBus No Info on my 8pm bus departure. Do better. Your customer service is lacking.
RT @DavidBegnaud: It’s been 100 days since Hurricane Maria crippled the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico. Electricity remains the dilemm…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/946780119586107392 
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