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@carlasosenko — 1,646 followers, 11,163 tweets

May 30, 2017

New game: count the # of guys playing lawyers on single episodes of TV shows that I've gone out with. So far I'm at 2. This game is boring.

May 28, 2017

Not nearly as important as the primary mystery of #TheKeepers, but secondary mystery: Why do so many people in Baltimore have green eyes?

May 27, 2017

@swillogical I know. I'm the worst. When I came out, she was like, "WTF, dude?"

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