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@carlysitzer — 850 followers, 3,972 tweets

RT @intouchweekly: EXCLUSIVE: Porn star #StormyDaniels reveals she slept with #DonaldTrump just four months after Melania gave birth t… https://t.co/zzf8qw9xrg
Remember the Honey Bun Baby? This is him now. Feel old yet? https://t.co/74pqQBcgRH
Someone's mom hacked Milo Ventimiglia's Instagram, it's the only explanation I can fathom for 20+ 'grams in 30 minutes.
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