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@carlysitzer — 821 followers, 3,838 tweets

Jul 19, 2017

There are two kinds of people in this world — people who say @KimKardashian has no talent and those of us who know she can smell cavities.

Jul 05, 2017

RT @callmedgoodz: Can we talk about the fact Donald Trump and Rob Kardashian essentially tweeted the same thing today

Jul 05, 2017

RT @Chad_Potts: Kanye: Blac Chyna.. Rob Kardashian: Stop Kanye: spose to buy shorty TYCO wi... Rob: Stop Kanye: ..went to the doctor got lypo with ya money

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