Senior Online Editor. Middle child. Cheese enthusiast. Kanye apologist. Indoor kid. Aspiring HBIC. Ravenclaw. Lipstick hoarder. Tweets & bad jokes are my own.

Search Tweets

Twitter Feed

@carlysitzer — 820 followers, 3,823 tweets

Jun 21, 2017

I'm so lazy, I procrastinate going to sleep. 😩😩😩

Jun 19, 2017

.@TheRachLindsay if watching #TheBachelorette is stressful and you need to relax, my apartment desperately needs to be cleaned, pls help me.

Jun 19, 2017

Just spent an unhealthy amount of time looking at millennial pink shoes, please help me.

Jun 19, 2017

RT @thedanieb: Every time you think of Poussey, think of a real Human Being. Shed a real tear. Get angry about a real death. #PhilandoCastile

Show more