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@bobbyfinger The many 8-year-old readers of jezebel are thankful for someone to finally give them a voice
Mohammed is in danger of losing his 20yo hardware store in rapidly gentrifying Crown Heights BK. He is the father of 6. Customers love him. If you don’t want to see Crown Heights turn into Chipotles/Home Depots, consider throwing $5 towards helping him
RT @AlexanderWatt: I hope New York gets the new Amazon HQ. Could really help put the city on the map.
don't call your mom to complain about what an idiot your boss is until you're a safe 40+ blocks away from your office 
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