“I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.” —Ron Burgundy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron BurgundyThose words weren’t uttered in the 1970s, but they certainly could have been. And what’s really pathetic is that, in the world of late-night television, they could have been uttered yesterday.