British man in America. @slashgear writer; meat-lover; sarcastic. Can be coaxed to express opinions, invariably my own. No DM pitches please

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@c_davies — 15,996 followers, 71,673 tweets

Nov 19, 2017

It has been a privilege and an honor to share this tarpaulin journey with you. I’ve discovered a lot, not least about myself. And surely, reader, as we face our sunset years, that is the truest sign of life well spent, and waterproofly-draped.

Nov 19, 2017

@AndrewYounger I may have this tattooed on my chest, Andrew, it is very touching.

Nov 19, 2017

Could I have found similar - better, even? - at a Do It Thineself b’hemoth such as (The) Home Depot? Perhaps. Might…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/932335537364418560 

Nov 19, 2017

Not the biggest tarp, no, but neither the smallest. Blue, as you see here, true, but brown on its playful reverse. Rope-reinforced at its charming edges. Its grommets rustproof. Reader, I was enchanted. Enthralled. This, I knew, was the tarp for me.

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