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Chris Merriman

London, UK
Freelance Writer — Freelance

Anti-social, left-wing, sulk-bundle. #tech journalist for @INQ. TV/Radio pundit. #spoonie #Whovian #musiclover, mostly former DJ. Never knowingly underweight.

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@ChrisTheDJ — 2,398 followers, 10,693 tweets

Sep 19, 2017

BBC reports that Trumps speech to the UN was scheduled to last an hour, but was over in 45 minutes because noone clapped. At all.

Sep 19, 2017

There's a Venn diagram to be had here for how unlikely it is that any O2 visitors are (a) eligible and (b) take it up. Guessing very few.

Sep 19, 2017

Q: Why was did the pirate bury treasure in a one-foot hole? A: Booty's only shin deep! AAAAAARRR!!! #TalkLikeAPirateDay

Sep 19, 2017

Q: Why was the pirate afraid of the circle? A: Arrrr! S'curvy! #talklikeapirateday

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