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Dec 08, 2017

3,260 miles from balmy climes of increasingly barmy Middle East melting pot flashpoint capital to steely Socialist Republic of South Yorkshire crucible city festivities, jet lag I renounce you. And your false prophet, sleep. Not while oxygen-rich water flows through these gills.

Dec 07, 2017

RT @Johnston_Press: At least half a million children in the UK arrive at school to hungry to learn. Read more about @theipaper's first… 

Dec 07, 2017

sleet Caroline home-bound from Crusades, Richard Lionheart's sandblasted footsteps retraced 800 years on by Christoph Mouseheart, suitably circumspect. As Abrahamic Covenant dictates. After falafely week, could kill for a bacon buttie. And yet, for bacon buttie, could be killed.

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