Christian D'Andrea on Muck Rack

Christian D'Andrea

Madison, WI
News Desk Writer — SB Nation

NFL writer/analyst @SBNation. Editor-in-Chief at Anchor of Gold. Formerly of Rush the Court. I use antlers in all of my decorating.

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After 32 hours of transit, I'm finally at O'Hare. It doesn't do much the squash the 'i died on Tuesday, didn't i?" narrative
@VUHawkTalk Was kinda hoping I wouldn't need anymore updates after the first couple
latest nap attempt was broken up by a rogue toddler, who punched me square in the balls before running away, cackling. then his/her mom excoriated me for dropping an f-bomb in the confusion. i swear to god this is how supervillains are made
One guy just will not stop staring me down as I brush my teeth and apply deodorant in the bathroom. Whatever, asshole. I live here now
he is now watching the Hitch trailer for the third time. he lasts exactly as loudly at the same exact moments each time. whoever i have wronged to deserve this, i am so, so sorry
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