Christopher Zuethen on Muck Rack

Christopher Zuethen

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Sports News Assistant, The Seattle Times and Freelance Journalist — Freelance, Seattle Times
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A good story tells you who the characters are. A great story tells you who you are.

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@Zeuth_win — 181 followers, 1,039 tweets

Jul 26, 2017

"Qui-Gon and Mace Windu will be my grandchildren." - My mom on her aspirations for my kids. #shitmymomsays

Jul 18, 2017

As you can clearly see, all the flavor is stuck in the broth, and the noodles are as tasteless as a dead baby joke. #thanksbro https://t.co/YTRVMyxklM

Jul 18, 2017

On a similar note, he also thinks hot dogs are sandwiches. #whoraisedyou

Jul 18, 2017

My brother just put the ramen sauce in the water before the noodles, so I'm currently taking applications for a new brother. #unbelievable

Jun 30, 2017

Here's that proof you might be looking for: Jaden Smith - Batman (Official Music Video)  https://youtu.be/Qa12ewbKGbY  via @YouTube

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