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@clayrr — 565 followers, 7,341 tweets

@meganamram Oh shirt! Binge watching #TheGoodPlace just now — OK, 2 “episodes” — and liking it, and saw your name in the ACTUAL CREDITS. Way 2 go!
@shawnpelofsky Like excess exclamation points, all those capital letters denote weakness.
@sandentotten He lived his first two years with us indoors. He and the cats kept their distance. But after he got his beak into the hamster cage and dismembered Snoopy, he went outside into a flight cage.
@TomArnold Surely that’s just coincidence. I mean, how many lawyers can there BE?
@nprscottsimon What if the VP says it? Promise you’ll repeat it if anyone G-9 or above says it?
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