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@colinstutz — 655 followers, 1,461 tweets

i forgot this one earlier, which is actually my favorite lede i've written this year... just because it's so dumb. 
Woke up in the middle of the night with this song in my head — looking for an explanation please 
@AlexGale yes, but your calculations ignore the time saved looking for open counter space and also eating in the kitchen rather than the dining room 🤔
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