Weird, but true
Britain to Romania: All your doctors are belong to us! (Yes, we had to). From the Financial Times, we learn Romanians despair that wealthy Britain is taking all their doctors. Joshua Chaffin there suggested, "Bucharest brain drain?" Bloomberg's Rebecca Christie was full of praise: "Fascinating stories from @JFK_Europa on Romania-UK migration dynamic."
"This cub seems unlikely to fare well at the next Festivus Mascot Fight." - Jesse Spector, Sporting News
"This is worse than 105 years w/out a World Series." - Dan Murtaugh, Bloomberg News
"LOL, he looks like smokey the bear." - Kelly Cohen, Washington Examiner
- "Looks like a winnernot." - Zachary Colman, Washington Examiner
- "What even is that." - Leigh Munsil, Politico
"hey hey boo-boo!" - Margarita Noriega, Reuters
"OHGODNO" - Cameron Joseph, The Hill
"Ugh." - Molly Knight, ESPN the Magazine
- "?!" - Tom Liddy, DNAinfo
Finally, filed under "headlines you wish you'd read in The Onion" (but, alas, it was published without satire in The Atlantic): 2% of Americans think Brian Williams is vice president. Ponder that a bit, will you.