The silly stuff

May 30, 2014

Barely a week after calling Kim and Kanye “jackasses” in this wedding announcement, the New York Post has an anonymous look Inside KimYe’s wedding. It includes a “Golden Toilet Tower [and] headless nude statues.” Michelle Castillo saw reason: “Want to believe this @PageSix story on the#worldsmosttalkedaboutwedding but even I'm skeptical.” Robin Pogrebin gave into the madness, “Really?? Four days before the wedding, they ordered 30 life-size nudes from black Carrara marble.”

The Guardian kindly shared an interactive guide of  World Cup kits through the ages. Jonathan Tamari pointed out, “It is a modern miracle that anyone who watched the 94 World Cup still has eyesight.”

And finally, James Rainey from the LA Times reports that Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer to buy Clippers for $2 billion. Galen Moore explained, “Ballmer says $2B for the Clippers only makes sense in L.A. His deal would be No. 2. Dodgers sold for $2.1B in 2012.”

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