Your World Cup update today

In lighter news, Neil Greenburg at the Washington Post stumbled across the revelation that Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo had "that last play etched into his head THE WHOLE TIME" (69 shares). "Did M. Night Shamaylan plan this?" Ruben Hidalgo had to wonder at 41 Action News Kansas City.

Moreover, it seems everyone is convinced Teddy Roosevelt was somehow in attendance at the game (92 shares), and he definitely approved of at least one US goal. "Proof that I wasn't seeing things," freelancer J. Alex Tarquinio crowed. "I'm just happy #WorldCup Twitter didn't miss a chance for some good Teddy Roosevelt jokes," AP's Josh Cornfield confessed.

Plus, Patrick Stewart is on our side, guys! (1,164 shares

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