Question of the day
Congratulations to The Arizona Republic's Amy B. Wang (who adds "wth" to her response) for being the very first to answer that correctly. Honorable mentions go out to the following people for also answering correctly (and often hilariously): Sara Kay (who remarks "Some inventions just shouldn't be invented. Ever."), Jeanne Kirk (who adds the Egg Master "could put us off eggs forever!"), Ken Walker (who quotes from the review "'The egg roll writhes like an alien parasite in search of a host body.' I may not eat again"), Cindy E. Rodríguez (who reacts "Yuck! This egg looks nasty!"), Lucia Walinchus (who observes "Dear God it's like a swamp creature rising from a bog"), Dan Rosenbaum (who comments of Samadder's experience "Tough job, but someone's gotta do it"), Judy-Anne Goldman, Carrie Gray (who reflects, "This 'egg master' review is laugh-out-loud, spitting-your-coffee hilarious"), Hollywood Highlands, Ron Casalotti (who notes "Output's like a cross between the Play-Doh! factory & Pink Pussycat Boutique"), M Edward/Ed Borasky, Claudine Laforce, Donna Ekart (who answers "the hot sweating mess-creating Egg Master. I threw up a little just typing that."), and Waterfield Designs (who observes "They call it 'a new way to prepare eggs,' but we say AHHHHHHHHH!!!").