Everything you ever wanted to know about Trump, and a lot of things you maybe didn't

Sep 29, 2016

First, we need to talk about Barry Blitt’s Donald Trump Miss Universe Cover of the New Yorker this week.

If you wanna know How Donald Trump's Company Violated the United States Embargo Against Cuba, look no further than Kurt Eichenwald’s cover story in NewsweekGerry Doyle tweeted: “Hey, look, an *actual* illegal (and hypocritical) business dealing that will do nothing to hurt trump, because 2016.”

Over at the LA Times, we hear that employees at Trump's California golf course say he wanted to fire women who weren't pretty enough.  

In the Washington PostJ. Michael Diehl published I sold Trump $100,000 worth of pianos. Then he stiffed me.

There’s word of a former Philadelphia Inquirer reporter recalling that time Trump called her the c-word. To which Barry Petchesky said, “Donald Trump is every internet commenter.”

Thanks to Vanity Fair, we can all Revisit the Time Donald Trump Said Kim Kardashian Had “Gotten a Bit Large”. Which, woof. Asawin Suebsaeng tweeted what we were all thinking: “Wait for real.” While Sarah Jeong was a little more blunt about it: “Donald Trump is such a piece of shit.”

Ultimately, the Post breaks it all down with Donald Trump’s weight problem: He can’t stop talking about ‘fat’ people.

If all this Trump talk is getting you down, Nate Silver at 538 tweeted, “Clinton back above 60% in all of our forecasts now. Probably more bounce to come in next few days.”

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