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@dshyman — 1,237 followers, 2,338 tweets

Nov 20, 2017

Tfw you’re at Potbelly’s and dude busts out the mouth trumpet

Nov 19, 2017

@PatrickDoyleRS That seemed longer than avg performance but maybe it’s just me

Nov 17, 2017

RT @tomcolicchio: 20 women accused you of sexual assault. Your estranged wife accused you of rape. With no due respect, keep your lectures…

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