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@dshyman — 1,172 followers, 2,256 tweets

Sep 24, 2017

I really am struggling to think of a person in my lifetime more reprehensible than President Drumpf.

Sep 23, 2017

RT @Steven_Hyden: Here's the president with another SOB who didn't stick to sports. https://t.co/CmT6NIYhif

Sep 23, 2017

RT @KingJames: U bum @StephenCurry30 already said he ain't going! So therefore ain't no invite. Going to White House was a great honor until you showed up!

Sep 21, 2017

Not sure why I didn't make a bigger deal that there is an exasperated monkey emoji

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