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Danny Vega

New York, NY
Writer and Contributor — Heavy.com
As seen in: Heavy.com

comedian || ex-personality/editor @TheFlama, once content architect @ComedyWire, eons ago Mystery Diner @FoodNetwork stand-up tape: bit.ly/2ho2MSi

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Too many people out here trying to sell pennies for nickels
Sure college debt is crushing this generation, but where else can teens get so much undeserved confidence?
Interviewer: do you have any hard skills? Me: sometimes before I eat something disgusting, I hesitate as I know it could really ruin a mission-critical task, day or even life event Employee: You hesitate and? Me: And eat it anyway
Why is the Bible the only book with numbered sentences? I'd love to be able to say to my boys "Boys, check out chapter four, verse nine of Mad magazine."
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