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Nov 22, 2017

I hope everyone logs off this weekend and enjoys some delicious food. (Any food you like! I don't care! No wrong way to do it!)

Nov 22, 2017

@mbyhoff Shrug. Whatta you gonna do? Just take my money

Nov 22, 2017

RT @annehelen: i love love love that this is the picture Idaho uses to demonstrate "the busiest travel day of the year"  https://twitter.com/ISPeasternIdaho/status/933393320713232384 

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