Devin Greene on Muck Rack

Devin Greene

Washington, D.C.
Digital Media Producer, Planet Forward A comedian's takes on life, love, motivation, philosophy, foolishness, technology, and the daily grind. You're gonna love it.

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@devingreene — 298 followers, 1,405 tweets

Nov 17, 2017

Terry Crews just liked my joke about Terry Crews. My job as a comedian is done for the day.

Nov 17, 2017

Terry Crews loves admitting things that are normally emasculating (having a porn addiction, being groped), just to show how masculine he really is. He could sell Birch Boxes and grind his own pumpkin spice and still be in Expendables 5.

Nov 16, 2017

I can make any couple look like they're in love! Like this Wall Street suit and his visa-seeking… 

Nov 14, 2017

Has anyone ever eaten a muffin successfully?

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