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@TheElf26 — 2,838 followers, 6,099 tweets

Nov 22, 2017

Pretending to be interested in Oak Island is one of the crowning achievements of my marriage

Nov 19, 2017

Motherhood is magical. It's an endless loop of living in fear that a tiny person will wake up soon 👍🏼❤️

Nov 17, 2017

I love my son so much it feels like someone is stomping all over my ❤️ w combat boots. In a good way 😩😩

Nov 10, 2017

I can't be the 1st nursing mom to try & move a remote into their hand via telekinesis. Right?

Oct 31, 2017

RT @aparnapkin: who needs halloween when you got a buncha sexual predators walking around in broad daylight every day

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