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@DutchGodshalk — 782 followers, 3,671 tweets

Jul 26, 2017

Millennial Oscar Wilde: "I was working on one of my tweets all the morning, and took out an emoji. In the afternoon I put it back again 🤗"

Jul 26, 2017

I better not catch my Swiffer engaged in espionage I swear

Jul 26, 2017

We're facing larger problems right now...but I'm STILL not cool with my vacuum being a SPY 

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