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@shermanelis — 777 followers, 2,367 tweets

Dec 07, 2017

the johnson & johnson olympics commercials about moms helping their kids, and then it cuts to them winning medals as adults, make me sob. i am not proud. https://t.co/aFnvMI8INI

Dec 07, 2017

I've only seen Dunkirk on two "best movies of 2017" lists which is great because IT WASN'T GOOD

Dec 07, 2017

I can't get over stuff like this b/c it defies logic. even if you momentarily FORGOT one of the top three most iconic dates in American history, you presumably have google on your computer, if you have also twitter on your computer...IT'S ALSO TODAY'S DATE!!!!! https://t.co/H0nqCmF2i4

Dec 07, 2017

in a big fuck you to elementary school teachers, I cannot read any best books of 2017 lists unless they include pictures of the covers.

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