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@shermanelis — 802 followers, 2,618 tweets

Nothing gets me more steamed up than when the GPS interrupts my song
RT @aardvarsk: There are so many ways to call someone an idiot. In the south, you say “bless their heart.” In LA you say “they’re on their…
my favorite twitter is the one where tomi lahren gets continually owned until she bursts into flames and evaporates into the atmosphere like a dissipating fart
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