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@subparjokes — 85 followers, 330 tweets

RT @AP: BREAKING: AP sources: Trump, in immigration meeting, asks lawmakers why US should allow people to come from `shithole countries'
Some guy in the office just called me Shelly, then someone else called me Haley. So that's how my day is going.
I just realized calling the midwest "the midwest" makes since now that I live in NY.
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