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@subparjokes — 78 followers, 346 tweets

FBI agent assigned to me: "Oh she's looking at kitschy tiny homes and all-black clothing she can't afford on Pinterest again, ooooooo." FBI agent assigned to the Florida shooting kid: "He's probably just bluffing."
RT @AP: BREAKING: AP sources: Trump, in immigration meeting, asks lawmakers why US should allow people to come from `shithole countries'
Some guy in the office just called me Shelly, then someone else called me Haley. So that's how my day is going.
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