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My husband: "Now, I don't want to compare @realDonaldTrump to Julius Caesar, mostly because Julius Caesar was a genius, but..."
My husband: "I'm a poet and I didn't even realize it."
RT @AP: BREAKING: AP sources: Trump, in immigration meeting, asks lawmakers why US should allow people to come from `shithole countries'
Some guy in the office just called me Shelly, then someone else called me Haley. So that's how my day is going.
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NMPA APME Better Newspaper Contest

2017 - Supplements or Special Sections
Daily II – Supplements or Special Sections —2nd Place – Brienne Green, Teresa Lemon, Elizabeth Lewis – Artesia Daily Press – “Standing Together”