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@AlfordAlice — 1,414 followers, 2,032 tweets

Just some savage ass birds ripping apart a chicken breast. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a dystopia. https://t.co/XMfYlQMNxw
If Schitt's Creek has taught us anything, it's that Eugene Levy's son is fine. But if it's taught us a second thing, that's the power of a well-timed "Ew."  https://twitter.com/aardvarsk/status/965725047603130369 
"I need a gun in every room of my house so I can overthrow a tyrannical government!!" *Refuses to learn to identify propaganda. Votes for Putin-backed candidate*
Why is there no size between "So tight I can't zip it" and "So loose a titty came out"?
Just an observation from the heated Facebook discussions I see happening: If white men defended human beings' right to food and medicine the way they defend the right to own an AR-15, a lot of problems would be solved.
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