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@AlfordAlice — 1,285 followers, 1,622 tweets

Sep 13, 2017

To protest Bodega I just got a $2 grilled cheese sandwich from an actual bodega. It was pretty good.

Sep 12, 2017

RT @drhappyknuckles: Wracking my brains to think of a reason someone would accuse you of jerking off in front of them other than you jerked off in front of them.

Sep 05, 2017

Seatbaggers, the female counterpart to manspreaders. It's cool; we'll just stand. You've probs got something real important in those. https://t.co/5SwERXtshh

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