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Emma Lord

Lifestyle Editor — Bustle

lifestyle editor @bustle | proud hufflepuff | also the monster behind @potter4ham @enjolrasthewimp & @modernleia | walking meme

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@dilemmalord — 3,547 followers, 4,643 tweets

it only took SIX MONTHS to win her over but the lady who runs our laundromat finally called me "sweetheart" like she calls her other regulars and i'm bursting so much from the approval i MAY DIE anyway did i mention that i am a hufflepuff
my neighbors have been going AT IT and now i have to decide how passive aggressive it will be if i start blasting "i just had sex" when they're done
2018: women still marching for their rights the same weekend that men are expected to riot for ... sports *chef's kiss*  https://twitter.com/Fox9Sports/status/955069655479128064 
i would also like to note to my new frenemy @amazon that i am at least ten years away from being successful enough to own an operating dishwasher in new york city which somehow makes this even ruder
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