Freelance journalist. Mostly sex, gender politics and social development. @The2ndCircle podcaster. Useless before breakfast.

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@FrankiCookney — 1,236 followers, 4,385 tweets

Nov 24, 2017

"Hi, I'd like to book a pilates class." "Great! You have to come for a physio assessment first though." "Ohhh-kay. How much is that?" "£95" "OKBAI"

Nov 22, 2017

@lucydougtweets Yuh. I usually go for black canvas hi tops but I'd like a smarter option and am not convinced that double leather is OK.

Nov 22, 2017

@amberdebotton Also I dunno... this feels like basic friend rule stuff. Just cuz the leather trousers don't wanna go out with you doesn't make it OK for me to get drunk and snog them at a house party.

Nov 22, 2017

@amberdebotton Hahaha. I don't think I look wildly different tbh but somewhere over the years I have decided it's not a good enough reason to miss out on fun clothes.

Nov 22, 2017

@amberdebotton It would be rude to gazump your dream trousers, though, dude?!

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