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@FranklyFlorida — 5,608 followers, 4,264 tweets

Nov 17, 2017

Florida man finds dead frog in his Waffle House drink.  http://tinyurl.com/y778ze4d  Isn't "frogged" one of the extra toppings on the Waffle House hash browns?

Nov 17, 2017

Florida man finds dead frog in his Waffle House drink.  http://tinyurl.com/y778ze4d  Isn't "frogged" one of the extra topping on the Waffle House hash browns?

Nov 17, 2017

Latest MenArePigsGate revelation: Florida Democratic Party chairman Stephen Bittel had a breast-shaped stress ball on his desk.

Nov 17, 2017

In case you needed to know my job title at The Palm Beach Post. https://t.co/ea22J4FPJM

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