Palm Beach Post columnist who tweets humorous one-liners on the news from Florida and elsewhere.

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@FranklyFlorida — 5,530 followers, 4,065 tweets

Jun 21, 2017

Mattel releases new Ken dolls in seven skin tones, including versions with cornrows and man bun. But still no heterosexual Ken.

Jun 21, 2017

Can't blame Ivanka for resisting a Rubio hug. Never know if you're about to get knife in the back. https://t.co/rxMkhVgmuU

Jun 21, 2017

Florida man set mousetrap in mailbox to catch neighbor, gets postal worker instead.  http://tinyurl.com/yb7sht5u 

Jun 20, 2017

A Trump version of Julius Caesar just the beginning of possibilities.  http://tinyurl.com/y76utnq6 

Jun 19, 2017

In category of astro-physics humor, there's Neil deGrasse Tyson and then a vast nothingness. C'mon, Stephen Hawking, work on some bits. https://t.co/ZpRjSI7wFE

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