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RT @FLImmigrant: .@CustomsBorder got on a Greyhound bus yesterday at 4:30pm in Fort Lauderdale and asked every passenger for their p…
Here are some funny submissions from readers for my "Deadline Limericks" challenge. 
Perfect Florida angle to Trump-porn-star romance: Stormy Daniels said Trump promised her a condo at Trump Tower Tampa -- a failure-to-rise Trump project that suffered from financial erectile dysfunction. 
Come listen to some live gypsy-jazz music tonight by Les Nuages at the Wine Scene Bar, 501 Fern Street, in downtown West Palm Beach from 8-11 p.m. #NoAccordionShutdown
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