Palm Beach Post columnist who tweets humorous one-liners on the news from Florida and elsewhere.

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@FranklyFlorida — 5,609 followers, 4,202 tweets

Sep 17, 2017

RT @JosephScrimshaw: Ikea's display toilets reminding us the importance of an educated populace to the survival of democracy https://t.co/ZXuKWoeOCx

Sep 15, 2017

The street sign outside Harry's Banana Farm in Lake Worth is back up: An indicator of Hurricane Irma recovery.  http://tinyurl.com/y7ynqcrf 

Sep 13, 2017

My column on riding out Hurricane Irma in a Palm Beach County hurricane shelter.  http://tinyurl.com/y8ncnx58 

Sep 13, 2017

Mr. Hurricane Manners, for all your storm etiquette questions.  http://tinyurl.com/y8ujh87m 

Sep 13, 2017

RT @BillCorbett: Just eating my normal nightly meal of hot dog crown roast w/ chili https://t.co/RlX6uN1DiC

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