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@garycutlack — 731 followers, 3,795 tweets

Jun 24, 2017

If anyone needs me today I'll be out holding a blanket in front of the courgette plants. 

Jun 22, 2017

@dangrabham If it was a dispenser I could understand, but not when they'll maybe arrive the day after tomorrow.

Jun 22, 2017

Still not 100 per cent convinced these buttons aren't a joke.

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