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@GeoLenk — 472 followers, 1,340 tweets

Jun 20, 2017

I hope if I get sent to #hell, enduring this kind of weather will count as time served. #toohot #sweaty #hotasballs

Jun 20, 2017

Now hiring: person to squeegee off my body hourly in this heat. Hazmat suit/goggles provided. Hazard pay applies. #toohot #sweaty

Jun 10, 2017

Has anyone checked under 45's toupee to make sure that the 666 isn't written there? #thebeast

Jun 10, 2017

Looks like the Mayans were only off by five years or so. That's still pretty damn close. #endoftheworld

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